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Mitt Romney’s Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race

April 22, 2008 – 9:45 am

10. There weren’t as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn’t want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed [...]

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